Pastafarian bible
The central “belief” is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe “after drinking heavily”.Īccording to these beliefs, the Monster’s intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth. These aforementioned aspects are considered the core beliefs of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This religion wasn’t founded by a group of “uptight” individuals. Another belief is that they should never take themselves too seriously. Every single Friday is a religious holiday and is to be treated as such. To them, this is basically the equivalent of holy water. Next, they are extremely fond of beer and other alcoholic beverages. First, they believe that pirates, the original pastafarians, were simply peaceful explorers and that due to Christian misinformation, they received an outlook of outcast criminals.
According to them, they have a set of general beliefs that are as follows. Due to this, the religion is actually quite difficult to clearly define what the religion is. There are absolutely no strict rules and regulations, there are no written rituals and prayers that must be abided by, and every single member gets a say in what the Church is and what it becomes. By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is that there is no dogma allowed.